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Xbox 360 or not to Xbox 360.

Posted by geekgirlsrule on November 30, 2007

You know, if I buy one of these after telling my mom I just couldn’t afford to fly back east to see the family, she’s going to lose her shit at me.

Yes, I opted for the little white lie of “I can’t afford it” rather than getting into yet another argument over why I just don’t connect with my extended family.  We have nothing in common but chromosomes and an eerie physical resemblance.  Do you have any idea what it’s like to feel alone surrounded by people who look JUST LIKE YOU?  It sucks is how it feels. 

And when she asked us what we wanted for Yulemas*, I told her either a Dyson vacuum (the pet hair model… oh, I’m such an adult) or an Xbox 360 (ok, not so much of an adult, really).  We’ll see what shows up.  I guess I can wait that long before I decide I MUST HAVE TEH NEW AND SHINY!!!! Besides, I should be getting my DS this weekend, thanks to the Sexiest Boy at Nintendo. 

  

*Yulemas is a family compromise:  I’m Pagan, they’re at least nominally Christian.  One year my sister asked me what Pagan’s did for Christmas, and I said, “Yule, it’s just like Christmas with out the Christ.”  To which she cocked her head and said, “Yulemas?”
We’ve celebrated Yulemas ever since.

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Geek Girls Rule! #29 – Jade Raymond and Why You Can’t Get a Date

Posted by geekgirlsrule on November 28, 2007

Here it is.  Just give me time to go pull on my hip-waders, flak vest, pith helmet and gas mask.  And let the wanking begin!!!!!

Geek Girls Rule! #29

One of the most strident complaints that I hear from Geek Boys the world over is that they can’t get dates, that there aren’t any Geek Girls out there. And I think, if you’ve been paying attention, that we all know that isn’t true.  There are plenty of Geek Girls out there. And many of them, like myself, do indeed have nerd-boy fetishes. Seriously, nothing makes you hotter than being able to discuss comics or gaming intelligently. However, nothing makes you less sexy than assuming I’m in the game/comic store because I’m waiting for a boyfriend, or wouldn’t know anything about gaming. Seriously. 

And that’s kind of what’s happening on sort of an internet-wide scale right now.  

I don’t often talk about videogames, as I’m a dyed in the wool RPG, paper and pen gaming nerd who only plays videogames on occasion. Or rather I play them in spurts, where I’ll play obsessively for a week or two, and then I’m done for a couple of months, particularly since Mr. Geek Girl What Rules took the Xbox out of the bedroom. The mister is far more of a videogamer than I am. So it’s pretty rare that I talk about videogames and even more rare that I can say anything about the folks who make them.

Jade Raymond is a video game producer for Ubisoft and was the lead on their new game Assassin’s Creed, which I must say looks really promising. And, from all the reviews I’ve read of the game so far, apparently it delivers the goods with decent gameplay and beautiful rendering. She’s worked on several other games, all of which have gotten decent reviews. From all reports she’s really damn good at what she does and just happens to be a very attractive woman.  

Ubisoft has been featuring her prominently in the marketing for Assassin’s Creed. Now, apparently it isn’t at all unusual for videogame companies to have production leads for the games grant interviews during the ramp up for release, but because Jade is a “hawt chick” there’s been quite a bit of furor over it. Particularly in the arena of accusing Ms. Raymond of using her body to get a job she doesn’t deserve. Even to the point that some talentless hack has decided it’s okay to draw a cartoon of her as a ditzy bimbo who’s blowing fanboys to get them to buy her game.

This is fucked-up on so many levels. 

Look, I’m sorry the world hasn’t recognized your genius, but keep your fucking sour grapes to yourself, okay, pal?

ETA:  I’ve just read the aforementioned asshead’s response to the whole kerfuffle.  If possible, I think I like him less now than I did before.  What a douchebag.  Misogynistic AND Homophobic (liberal use of the word ‘faggot’).  He’s a winner.  Get in line, girls.

You can’t walk around decrying the lack of Geek Girls and then treat those of us who DO EXIST, many of whom would GLADLY date a Geek Boy, like shit and call that okay. I mean, after watching the the whole kerfuffle, I’m pretty confident in my ability to tell who does and who does not get laid by reading their reactions to this. And Mr. Geek Girl What Rules thinks this is as fucked up as I do*, so it’s not just me. And, as he’s usually the first to tell me I’m over-reacting to something I perceive as misogynist, well… You do the math. 

Really, guys, from all reports, Ms. Raymond is one hell of a talented game designer and producer. She’s got some cred in the industry, and tearing her down because she has boobs just makes you look like an asshole. No, really. And yes, I know some women are joining in the pillorying of Ms. Raymond, but that doesn’t make it any less misogynist or fucked-up. And if I hear you slamming her just because she is “hawt” and “must have slept her way to her position,” I will explain to you exactly how fucked-up it is. Which will undoubtedly then lead to a detailed and graphic dissection of why you can’t get a date. And if you think I’m mean and brutal here, you ain’t seen nothing yet, sunshine.

  Links to other articles supporting Ms. Raymond: 
Jade Raymond Is For Real
The Trouble With Jade
Assassin’s Creed Shows Its Artistic Direction

*Yes, I’m bracing myself for the stupid. I’m hoping some of you console gamers will prove Mr. Geek Girl What Rules wrong, because he’s pretty sure you’re all just a bunch of fucking clownshoes.

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Bracing self for stupid in three, two, one…

Posted by geekgirlsrule on November 28, 2007

It’s not published yet, but I just finished my article on Jade Raymond and that whole kerfuffle.  Yeah…  Mr. Geek Girl What Rules is warning me that console gamers are the lowest life form known to man, and so to brace myself for a bunch of affronted wanna-be jock boy angst. 

I’m hoping that at least a few console gamers will prove him wrong here.

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Geek Girls Rule! #28 – Four Color Heroines

Posted by geekgirlsrule on November 18, 2007

I’ve been listening to podcasts for several years now, mostly of my favorite political talk radio shows from Air America Radio and, for some completely stupid reason, it never occurred to me that there might be OTHER sorts of podcasts out there.  You know, podcasts about stuff I like that won’t make my blood pressure shoot up and make my strangling hand all itchy.  Recently, I’ve discovered several of these podcasts, and Mr. Geek Girl What Rules has been devotedly listening to hours upon hours of podcasts about gaming, EscapePod and others at work on his mp3 player.

I’ve mentioned Girl-Wonder.org before in this column, because I love it.  I really enjoy their columnists, even if we don’t always see eye to eye on certain things or ways of expressing ourselves.  A couple of months back, they added a podcast to their repertoire:  Four Color Heroines.

 I really enjoy the Four Color Heroines podcasts.  Kim the Comic Book Goddess, Hannah Dame and Kate are all very well-spoken, articulate women who love comics and also know that loving something doesn’t have to, and shouldn’t, blind you to it’s faults.  Like I said, I don’t always agree 100% with their opinions, but it’s really nice to hear smart, funny women dishing on comics and comic fans, artists and authors, and to know that I’m not alone in my conflicted feelings about the media.

They don’t have very many podcasts up yet.  They’ve got four episodes named as such and a grand total of six all together.  But they’re all entertaining.  From the interview with the woman who asked about Stephanie Brown at the DC Nation panel at the ‘07 San Diego Comicon, to the reactions of the female comic fan-verse to the Tygra beatdown, to why aren’t there any new Hostess Fruit Pie superhero ads in comics?

Seriously, though, I don’t know how anyone could listen to these women talking about comics and not get how much they love this medium.  They’re knowledgeable and highly insightful.  Even when I don’t agree with them (and they don’t always agree with one another), I can see where they’re coming from in their interpretations. 

So, go check them out, give them a listen and enjoy. 

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Nintendo DS it is

Posted by geekgirlsrule on November 15, 2007

Ok, so in the ensuing hours since I posted about my quandry here and in my LJ, I have received about a dozen invitations to do that Animal Crossing interactive, trading stuff thing that you do, apparently.

 Plus, the sexiest guy at Nintendo, who happens to be a dear, dear friend, is going to help me out with getting all set up. 

So, hopefully next week I’ll be set up with my Pink (yay!) DS and Animal Crossing. 

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To Geek or not to Geek…

Posted by geekgirlsrule on November 14, 2007

Actually, the question is what sort of geeking. 

I have a LONG bus commute every weekday, and after chatting with the Boy about the fact that frequently the only thing saving my fellow passengers from agonizing death is the games on my phone, and recognizing that my phone is fairly limited in the number and sorts of games it can hold, we have decided that maybe I should pick up a Nintendo DS or PSP.

Now, most of my friends have the DS (and it comes in pink, squee!), and LOVE games like Animal Crossing.  It also has the games My French Coach and My Spanish Coach, which make me exceptionally happy.  Not to mention the Brain Age games.  I would probably refrain from fighty games on the bus as I’m a “Leaner” when I play those.  So, in the interest of not making other bus patrons want to introduce me to agonizing death, I think we’ll stick to relatively sedate games that won’t make me Lean or spit expletives every thirty seconds.  Yeah, I’m a talker when I play fighty games.  Another reason those are just right out.  No one on my morning commute wants to hear me yelling, “Suck it!  Suck it, Trebek!!!  Take that! Oh, Damn it!”

So right now I’m surfing to see who has what games.  PSP has the Warhammer 40K game.  Ooooooo!  And Marvel Ultimate Alliance, I have that for the Xbox and LOVE IT!!!! 

But DS does have Animal Crossing, MahJong, the Namco Museum game sets with Pac Man and such, and Dementium looks good.  And Castlevania Portrait of a Ruin looks good.  I don’t know. 

Ok, the DS costs about $40 to $70 less initially.  However the games are mostly arond $30.

The PSP costs more initially, but has a lot of $20 games.  Granted, how good those $20 games are, I do not know.

DS has more games. And Nintendo is really good about supporting their platforms, as opposed to Sony who are notorious for dropping platforms very quickly after not fully supporting them. 

Any thoughts?

ETA:  I have friends at Nintendo, as well.  *wink wink*

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Geek Girls Rule! #27 – AmberCon NW 2007

Posted by geekgirlsrule on November 9, 2007

For those of you not in the know, there is an RPG based on Roger Zelazny’s Chronicles of Amber. And there are several conventions catering to those of us who are lunatics for the books and game: AmberCon UK, AmberCon US in Michigan, and AmberCon NW in Portland, OR (or as it’s better known, the “Drinking AmberCon”). Those are the three I know of, and I’ve only ever attended the last one.

This was my second year at AmberCon NW and I have to say it is the best gaming convention I’ve ever attended. For starters the male to female ratio is about 50/50, maybe weighted a little more heavily in favor of women actually. The people who attend are friendly, literate and really intelligent. As the Amber system is diceless you just don’t get a whole lot of Munchkins or other power-gaming dorks. And while we don’t run/play just the Amber system, most of the other game systems you’ll find in use there are of the indy/gamer/hippy variety, which are heavy on characterization and ROLE playing as opposed to ROLL playing where you rely so heavily on the dice. In fact I think I used dice in one of the seven games I ran or played in all weekend.  

Now, they do sort of loosely suggest that you link/use Amber in some way or another in your game, or at the very least run it diceless. Some examples of games that were run but that I did not participate in include: The Hamlet LARP, Merlin’s Saturday Night Gaming Group (where people played the elder Amberites playing a D&D dungeon crawl and their characters were Order of the Stick Characters), and just tons more. I’m going to give you a run-down of what I ran and played over the weekend to give you an idea. Humor games figure largely, but there are several GMs who specialize in “dark and gritty” as well.

Thursday evening, my buddy Pol Jackson hosted (no GM) a game of the Shab-al-Hiri Roach. This is an indy game wherein you play faculty at a New England university in 1919 jockeying for position and tenure. The system of play involves stake-setting and a dice roll for each conflict. My friend Jeremy managed to create a Dwarven Fighter for this game. Sigh. My character was being blackmailed into a lesbian relationship with another faculty member, and we managed to send two of the male faculty members nude and tied-together in a boat out onto the river that ran through town. Jeremy actually won.

Friday morning was Aurellis (Diceless) run by Tim Hart. This game is sort of “X-Files” meets Charles Stross meets Stargate, and loads of fun. It is an ongoing game, I believe, and most of the other players had played in it before. We had to stop an Aphrodite cult from drugging all of L.A. My character was a hacker who fought MMA as a hobby. We stopped the cult, but Aphrodite got away. Really a very good game with a lot of really awesome players. 

Friday afternoon, I ran a game I called “These Kids and Their Jungle Dances.” Also diceless, this one actually sort of ran on the Amber system. I say “sort of” because I kind of used the Amber stats as suggestions for how to mediate what happened, but mostly just let the story build on its own. Basically four of the elder children of Amber (Corwin, Eric, Fiona and Flora) went out into Shadow to investigate a suspicious occurence of reality. They found an aunt they never knew existed and discovered she’d created a copy of the Pattern in pavee diamonds on the bottom of her swimming pool. It’s a long story, just think of a cross between Paris Hilton and Jayne Mansfield with godlike powers. Leslie, who played Flora, requested a sequel next year so she could kill her aunt because “she’s hotter than me and tacky.”

Friday night was the yearly Pooh game run by my friend Jeremy. This is diceless mayhem. Essentially it’s Amber in the Hundred Acre Wood. Oh, it is far sillier than you can ever really know. Usually there’s drinking involved and tea and cakes. Honestly, I could try to explain it, but it just wouldn’t make any sense. At all. Think a group of adults sitting around a coffee table eating cakes and jam and pretending to be anthropomorphic animals and stuffed toys in the Pooh style. The Hundred Acre Wood is Amber and The Courts of Tigger are Chaos. This time we had a crossover with Wonderland and I STILL owe Jeremy a neckpunch for what he did with the hedgehog croquet balls.

Saturday morning was my friend James’ Brave New Gotham game. Again, diceless. He crossed Marvel, DC and the Buffy-verse in one game. It was a good game. Lots of character interaction and planning. And, yeah, we fucked up on occasion, but in the end Blade got to stake vampire Superman, Batman was cured, and everyone lived mostly. I think. A lot of action, very fast-paced. He managed to fill one of the longer slots of the convention and really keep it moving the entire time.

Saturday evening I ran “Wands of Avalon.” Diceless. Okay, here’s the deal: last year I started the Amberite at Hogwarts thing with “Nine Princes in Hogwarts” and it’s become a relatively popular game. I keep warning people though, don’t expect me to keep it all in chronological order. And no, the plots of the Amber books referenced have NOTHING to do with what goes on in game. I’m just being cute. Last year, Corwin sent his daughter to Hogwarts to find a suspected child of Amber. This year, that child who is now an adult was teaching at Hogwarts and had to find a child of Chaos. I wound up tossing out most of my plot ideas because we kept losing the key character. There was a norovirus going around the convention and the original player of the Amberite character came down with it, then halfway through the game the player who was taking HER place came down with it and had to leave. Sigh. I had the other returning player, who was now the Charms instructor, run the students through their paces, discovered the child of Chaos, and a whole lot of really awesome role-playing of a terminally-embarassed teenaged girl at a parent-teacher conference took place.  

Sunday morning, I decided to kill my hangover by starting the drinking at 10am (Drinking AmberCon, duh) and played in my Boy’s “The Professionals” game. Basically, a whole lot of hired guns descend on Seattle after a suitcase full of McGuffin worth $50 million. I played the favored daughter of the Yakuza as played by Devon Aoki. Jon played a Bruce Willis character. Kai played David Bell (the Parkour guy). Bernie played Chow Yun Fat. Thaddeus played basically a Jason Bourne character. And I cannot remember the name of the guy who played Jean Reno. We lost one player to the virus and Bernie kept having to make mad dashes to the restroom. This game was just one action film money shot after another. We had a blast and way more energy than the usual Sunday game, you know when everyone’s hungover and exhausted, not to mention riddled with pukey-virus. So much fun. Bernie had to leave before the rest of us, so decided to go out in a blaze of glory by shooting Jean Reno’s suitcase full of money with a shotgun, and dying gloriously… in slow motion… there were doves…. Not really. But it was a blast.

Sunday night was the wrap up party. Where even more drinking was had. One of the Boy’s players won for best quote of the convention by saying, as Marcus Aggrippa, “So, can we at least sell Marc Anthony on this internets?” Long story, again. We had some really awesome conversations and lots of snuggle time. Also, last year, it was decided that “Whiskey makes Ogre sexy.” This year, our friend James announced that he needed to do more drinking to get as sexy as Ogre, to which Ogre responded by clapping a hand on James’ shoulder and saying, “I’d have to drink a lot of sexy to get as whiskey as you, man.” 

Monday morning was Hangover Central in our room. Ogre, Jeremy, and I were all dragging ass. Had breakfast with this lovely British couple. Murray had run the Hamlet LARP my Boy had played in. Emma shared my disgust over Jeremy’s treatment of the hedgehogs in the Pooh game. Then we drove the four hours back to Seattle.

Seriously, this gaming convention kicks ass. Even if you don’t like Amber, there’s enough other stuff for you here. Granted, if you’re a dice-obsessed gribbly power-dork, well, then there probably isn’t much there for you. But, if you’re willing to give gaming without dice that relies on your ability to think on your feet a try, you might want to check it out. We’ll pack a spare black leotard for you.  

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