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Geek Girls Rule! #105 – Man, I have a lot of stuff.

Posted by geekgirlsrule on October 29, 2009

Ok, I don’t know if it’s like this for all geeks, but damn we have a lot of crap.  A LOT of crap.  We’ve been going through boxes and closets, and trying to divest ourselves of a good chunk of it.  I don’t know if all geeks are packrats like this, but an awful lot of the geeks I hang with are.

Part of it, geeks are information hoarders.  And yes, while technology is somewhat more compact than it was, I know I’m not the only one out there with a 12 year old computer sitting in my closet because it’s the only system that will play an old favorite game (Blood Bowl) and there’s a bunch of stuff on there I would like to retrieve one day, but I just haven’t gotten around to it.

Another form which information takes is books, and we have… many.  We have applied a second layer of insulation, in the form of bookshelves on every flat wall, to our living space.  Now, some of them I’m not ever giving up:  my copy of “Unicorn Variations” signed by Zelazny, my collected works of Manly Wade Wellman, the hardcover Little House on the Prairie books my grandmother bought me when I was little, the complete L. Frank Baum Wizard of Oz, and I could keep going.  We have gotten better in recent years about culling the collection every so often and selling them off or donating them to a library.  But still, after about six months of the Geek Husband What Rules picking me up at a Barnes and Noble after work, yeah, those shelves fill right back up real quick.

In addition to information, we also have music.  The Geek Husband What Rules is a Music Nerd of the first water.  He used to DJ at a college radio station and occasionally at the club where we both worked.  As a result, we have a couple thousand CDs, most of which we got for free.  We have a HUGE Reggae and Dancehall collection, as well as Industrial, Heavy Metal, Nu Wave, Punk, Ska, my chick rock, Rockabilly and the classics like the Beatles, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr. and Patsy Cline.

After that come the comics and comics-related collectibles.  I have the wall of Nightcrawler, which is not quite complete, but getting there.  We have a Man-Eating Cow action figure, lots of Spawn, the Hansen Brothers from Slapshot and lots of other random things that catch our fancies.

I also collect fountain pens, hedgehog figures and Devil Duckies.

THEN we have the gaming shelves.  Traditional, Indie, weird, all sorts of RPGs populate the collection.  Early White Wolf, two editions of GURPS, two editions of Warhammer FRPG, ASL, dozens of copies of White Dwarf and Dragon magazine all grace those shelves.

We really do have an insane amount of just crap, but we’re getting better.  In fact I spent this evening going through a bunch of my writing from jr. high and high school and tossing out old notebooks.  I have not yet decided whether to throw a dramatic reading or a bonfire.

G.I. Joe fanfic with a serious Mary Sue, anyone?

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Geek Girls Rule! #69 – What Made You Geek?

Posted by geekgirlsrule on December 9, 2008

So, on Livejournal there’s been a meme going around having people list the albums that most influenced them in their lives.  And since I’m a mix of obsessive, frequently bored at work and just plain in love with the sound of my own “voice” I’ve expanded on it to include why those albums impacted me like they did.  Also, it stems from a conversation a bunch of us had after Mr. Geek Girl What Rules’ regular Saturday game broke up, where we expounded on why another album by that artist might be a better album, but that the one we listed was the one that had most impacted us. 

But it got me thinking back to those things that had most influenced me in my geekiness as well.  I mean, music definitely influenced the expression of my sexuality, but not so much the geekness of me.  So, I decided to start my own meme here:  What made you geek?

I can definitely point to several influences on my overwhelming Geekness that stem from my childhood. 

The episode of Starsky and Hutch where a dance instructor thinks he’s a vampire.  Shut up.  It scared the crap out of me as a child, but it entranced me, too.  It gave me nightmares for weeks, but at the same time, I didn’t want those nightmares to end.  This show began my lifelong love of vampire literature.

Firesign Theater.  My father loved Firesign Theater.  We would turn out all the lights, light candles and lay on the living room floor and listen to the Firesign Theater albums, while my dad explained to me what was funny and subversive in the jokes and why they mattered.  I was five when I first remember doing this.  “Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him” and “In the Next World You’re on Your Own” are two I definitely remember, and possibly “How Can You Be In Two Places At Once, When You’re Not Anywhere at All.”  Actually, I remember that last one for sure and my Dad explaining the joke on the cover.  Google it.  This began my love of subversive comedy.

Monty Python.  Need I say more.  We used to be allowed to stay up past our bedtimes to sit and watch Monty Python’s Flying Circus with my Dad.  And when we got our first VCR “Life of Brian” was one of the first films we rented.  And yes, like most Geeks my age I can recite The Holy Grail.  My father firmly states that Life of Brian is the vastly superior film.  He also loves Brazil so what can you do?

The Colour out of Space and other stories.  This was a short story collection my Dad had, that had found its way into my bookshelf when I was very young.  I was probably 8 or 9 when I read it the first time.  I still have it somewhere.  This was my first exposure to Lovecraft, Asimov and many other authors.  The original “Nightfall” by Asimov was in this one, and scared the crap out of me.

Star Wars.  I saw Star Wars in the theater.  I was six.  One of the hockey teams my Dad was coaching won the playoffs, so he and the team sponsor, took everyone to the theater for the movie.  I wanted to be Princess Leia sooooooo bad.  She was strong and funny and sarcastic.  I had a Princess Leia doll, the 18 inch one.  Unlike Barbie she had feet that looked like feet and could stand on her own.  I loved that doll.  I dressed up as Princess Leia on the next Halloween. 

Sherlock Holmes.  My Dad read me Sherlock Holmes the way other people’s parents read them Clifford the Big Red Dog or the Sweet Pickles books.  Every night my Dad read me at least one chapter of each novel, and we worked our way through them entirely.  We had 221B Baker Street, the Sherlock Holmes game and played it until we’d solved everything and could solve them by rote.  When I was a small nerdy child, my best friend Brent and I played Sherlock Holmes, he got to be Watson.  Granted, I totally didn’t get the opium references at that point.  But hey…

Alfred Hitchcock.  By the age of 8 I was a HUGE Alfred Hitchcock fan.  I’d seen The Birds and Vertigo.  I watched Alfred Hitchcock presents every week.  One time, because we didn’t like the way AHP ended one week, my partner in crime Brent and I captured a bug, an ant I believe, named it Alfred Hitchcock and buried it alive.   Oh yes, I was broken from a very young age.  Granted, we were immediately overcome with guilt about hurting the ant, and tried to rescue it, which if it hadn’t already gotten away, probably crushed it.  What?  We were 7. 

Edith Hamilton’s Mythology.  My folks gave me a copy one of them had from college when I was in 3rd grade, after I’d tested out at a college reading level.  I read it cover to cover.  I inhaled it.  I also read the vastly inferior Bullfinch’s Mythology, but Edith Hamilton remains my gold standard.  I really need a good copy of it.  I was in a weekly class for the “academically talented” and I did so many presentations on myth and folklore.  I taught a mythology unit to my fourth grade class.  I still love mythology, and have loads of books on every mythology I can get my hands on.  I use this knowledge heavily and frequently while GM-ing.

Encyclopedia Brown.  Here we have the ultimate geek.  Encyclopedia Brown, the super smart kid who is fast on his feet,smarter than the adults and knows karate or something so he doesn’t get beat up.  And he’s nice to girls.  I still have most of my old Encyclopedia Brown books.  You read it, gathering the same clues Encyclopedia had, and when you thought you’d solved it, you turned to the back of the book to see if you were right.  This and Sherlock Holmes started my lifelong love affair with mysteries. 

Mrs. Stubblefield reading my 6th Grade class The Hobbit.  Not the book itself, but my teacher Mrs. Stubblefield reading it to us.  She read us a chapter or two a day if we’d behaved ourselves in class, and wow, that worked.  I swear she had the most well-behaved 6th graders in that school.  Even the jocky “reading’s for nerds” guys wanted to hear the next chapter.  She did voices and made us look up words that no one could define for her.  It was pure brilliance.  And between that and her collection of first edition Oz books, she furthered my nascent love of Fantasy.

Sharon Jackson and LEAP.  I can’t remember what the acronym stands for anymore, but this is that class for the “academically talented” I mentioned earlier.  Once a week they bussed the kids that were smart to the point that our regular teachers just didn’t know what to do with us off to another school for a day of advanced lessons, like chemistry, mythology, learning how to research, biology, experiments taught by Mrs. Jackson. 
We did the construct a case around an egg and drop it from the second storey experiment.  That experiment and many others I would come back and wind up teaching to my fourth grade class.  I spent fourth grade basically as a teaching assistant.  If it weren’t for LEAP the whole year would have pretty much been a wash for me.  I taught lessons, I graded papers, I ran the mimeograph machine and lost Gods only know how many braincells to that thing.  And I was bored out of my ever loving mind.  LEAP gave me something to do with myself while I was saddled with a teacher who just didn’t know what to do with me.  We always had homework from LEAP, and that year I asked for extra because I just didn’t have anything to DO in my regular class. 
Mrs. Jackson was something else, too.  It must have been amazingly hard to teach as many subjects as she did, negotiate as many field trips to cool places and do it with four or five separate groups of kids from different schools, who were all temperamental know-it-alls, all used to being the smartest kid in the room.  She was nothing short of amazing. 

Richie Rich comics.  My Dad loved Richie Rich.  Back when I was collecting them they were only about 20 cents an issue.  Aaaaah, youth…  Anyway, Richie Rich began my love affair with comics.  From Richie Rich I branched out into Archie (up until the point the rights were bought by the Jehovah’s Witnesses, I think), Sad Sack, Tales from the Crypt, the Silver Surfer, and on.  But it all began with Richie Rich. 

My Dad.  My Father is a great big kid, and using me and my sister as his excuse to get a lot of the things he loved that were deemed childish, he fostered in us a love of those things as well.  My Dad is also a tremendous Sci Fi geek, loves Star Trek, Star Wars and Babylon 5.  I bought him a Bab5 script signed by Straczynski for Father’s Day one year, and he couldn’t wait to take it to work to show it off.  Granted, my Mom did a fair amount of supporting his childishness as well.  He always gets a trainset for Christmas.  If he ever gets around to setting all his trains up like he keeps threatening to do, he’s going to need a polebarn.  And Legos.  Dad is a Legomaniac. 

So those are the things that influenced my brand of geekiness.  Tell me yours.  What got you started?  What in your childhood bent you this way?  Why do you love what you love?

I’m looking forward to hearing your answers.  I really am.

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